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Want to make a big hit on the town? Sick of being ignored? Then get the first & only edition of the AVRO Logo Stickers. For a limited time, you too can wear this proud symbol of Canadian nuttiness. Now when you hit the town, you'll make a big red splash fast.
A guy drove up my store and saw my stacks of Foam Dischargers. He then said, "Duh, foam dischargers are useless! One of them can't stop a gas fire!" I then set fire to his gas-powered vehicle. After roasting a few marshmallows, I fired off 7 foam dischargers onto his car and immediately extinguished the fire. I'm happy to say that I've never heard another snide comment from the doffus again.
Ever wonder why your oil dropper never explodes in a fire? That's because it's filled with cheap non-flammable oil. Why be cheap when you can buy the real thing? Uncle B now has Flammable Oil. Now you can light up your opponents when they laugh on your oil slicks.
Lugging that big, old laser battery into battle just because you have a gas engine and a targeting laser? Why not give Uncle B's Laser Battery Cells a try! Just ask for the EEE batteries at the counter.
Bought your car and don't have enough money to buy body armour? Uncle B is looking after you poor souls.
1 DP Body Armour: | Cost: $150 | Weight: 5 lbs. | No-handed item |
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2 DP Body Armour: | Cost: $200 | Weight: 5 lbs. | No-handed item |
1 DP Armoured Battle Vest: | Cost: $125 | Weight: 5 lbs. | No-handed item |
2 DP Armoured Battle Vest: | Cost: $175 | Weight: 5 lbs. | No-handed item |
Ever wondered how much a radio detonator weighs? Well, Uncle B couldn't find out. So, he packed in a few grilled cheese sandwiches and proclaimed it to be 2 lbs.
Love ice duelling? Hate skates? Why not protect your skates with Uncle B's Skate Guards! Protects your skates just as well as wheelguards!
Wanna play on the ice, but don't have the money for ice tires? Why not get Uncle B's Spiked Tires? Slide on down and we'll fit you with these road biters.
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Washington Autoduel Team, January 20, 2015
Updated May 27, 2023
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