Current Music Jokes


Joke 1

Rated "G"

Several American tourists were on an African safari. While pitching camp the first day they heard drums in the distance. They asked their native guide about the drums and he said "When drums play, very good -- when drums stop, very bad!" Well, the drumming continued for three days and nights and every time the tourists asked about it, the guide would repeat "When drums play, very good -- when drums stop, very bad!"

So, what happened?



Joke 2

Rated "G"

What's the best way to tune a banjo?

What is?



Joke 3

Rated "G"

I was recently in a jam session with a bunch of Canadian musicians and they always wanted to play everything in the same key.

Really?


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