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Short-term memory loss Theater
He's a girl watcher
He's (still) a girl watcher
Reverend Moon's Mouthpiece
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And here we thought "fragging" had gone out of style
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NOVEMBER 5: "Independent", i.e., not Republican,
talk radio host Mike Reagan's guest is Colonel
David Hackworth (retired), who claims that "morale in the [United States]
armed services is the lowest it's been in 52 years".
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Apparently Hackworth wasn't paying attention during the Vietnam war when,
Colonel Heinl, Jr, writing
in 1971 in the Armed Forces Journal, wrote: "The morale, discipline,
and battleworthiness of the U.S. Armed Forces are, with a few salient exceptions,
lower and worse than at any time in this century and possibly in the history
of the United States. By every conceivable indicator, our army that
now remains in Vietnam is in a state approaching collapse, with individual
units avoiding or having refused combat, murdering their officers and noncommissioned
officers, drug-ridden, and dispirited where not near mutinous."
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Hackworth also leads an organization called Soldiers
For The Truth, which has the stated goal of reinstating the draft for
young American men.
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Reagan's show is sponsored by Howard Johnsons
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Short-term memory loss theater
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NOVEMBER 7: Limbaugh tells his audience today
that "[President] Clinton didn't campaign for any member of Congress" in
the latest election. However, just a few days before, he had blamed President
Clinton for the Democrat's loss of a congressional seat in New York's 13th
Congressional District in that same election. How did Limbaugh say President
Clinton caused this loss? By campaigning for the Democratic candidate.
Limbaugh even displayed his excellent memory of the event by ridiculing
specific comments Clinton made in the campaign speech supporting the candidate.
How to explain this puzzling self-contradiction? Either his memory
is deteriorating at a rapid rate, or he just doesn't care about the truth.
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Limbaugh's show is sponsored by Bose Wave Radio.
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He's a girl-watcher
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NOVEMBER 9: Official KVI Radio Rabbi Dan Lapin
has just returned from giving a speech at the University of Oregon.
He was apparently shaken by the experience, saying that "University towns,
specifically [The University of Oregon at] Eugene, Oregon, are depressing
and dull", and "the more left-wing the university, the uglier the women
on campus". (According to this
editorial from the student newspaper at the University of Oregon, the
students weren't too impressed by Lapin, either.) However, Lapin
reserves his most misogynistic comment for Harvard University, of which
he says: "Harvard is filled with the least attractive women I have ever
had the misfortune to view".
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Lapin contrasts these eyesores with religious universities, specifically,
Brigham Young University, Regent (Pat Robertson) University, and Lee College,
which have "more attractive people which makes it a more upbeat atmosphere."
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Some readers may be curious about Lapin's own appearance, given his chauvinistic
practice of judging women by their looks. "Bald-headed old coot"
would probably be most people's first impression of the lecher.
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We noticed
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NOVEMBER 12: Limbaugh welcomes rumors of infighting
in the Democratic Party, saying that it's "good news in terms of defeating
the Democratic Party, which is the objective I have all the time."
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Limbaugh's show is sponsored by Red Lobster restaurants.
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He's (still) a girl-watcher
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NOVEMBER 16: Official KVI Radio Rabbi Dan Lapin,
still nursing a grudge against the ungrateful (and in his opinion, ugly)
students at the University of Oregon, returns to last week's theme,
saying "Liberals are uglier than conservatives". Concerned that his
listeners may think he's just being facetious, he says "I'm being
very serious this evening". Concerned that his listeners may think
that he's discussing beauty in an abstract or moral sense, he brings them
right back down to earth: "I'm talking about pretty girls".
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Then he gets personal. Referring to a Yale University yearbook picture
of Hillary Rodham Clinton, Lapin says it "bears out my point entirely"
about the "obvious indifference these women have to their appearance".
He even has a comment about "feminists" that have the temerity to stand
by Hillary while she stands by her man. Lapin says the rallying cry
of these "feminists" is "Let's all us ugly girls band together and support
Hillary."
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Those Chinese all look alike to him
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NOVEMBER 17: Republican talk radio host Kirby
Wilbur contrasts the old Soviet Union and today's Communist China, saying
"the Chinese are a homogenous people" whereas "Russians were barely a majority"
in the Soviet Union. With this comment, Wilbur is displaying his
ignorance of the incredible range of peoples and cultures included in the
label "Chinese".
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Wilbur's show is sponsored by the Mr. Coffee iced tea maker.
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News Flash! Garden of Eden located in Yellowstone Park!
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NOVEMBER 17: "Independent" talk radio host
Mike Reagan, complaining about a proposal to establish a wildlands corridor
from the Yukon to Yellowstone National Park, says that "these people's
agenda" is to "take this country back to the way it was before Adam and
Eve got here."
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Reagan's show is sponsored by ReMaxx real estate.
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Remedial button pushing recommended
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NOVEMBER 20: An advertisement claims that "Hot
Talk" radio station KVI is "pushing all the politically correct buttons
- the wrong way". Apparently these right-wingers know more than one
way to push a button.
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Limbaugh gives up his title
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NOVEMBER 21: Limbaugh calls President Clinton
the "Hate-monger in Chief" for sponsoring a race relations seminar.
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Limbaugh's show is sponsored by the "NYPD Blue" TV show.
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Reverend Moon's Mouthpiece
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NOVEMBER 21: Limbaugh, after gleefully featuring
the Arlington National Cemetery "scandal" (the latest Clinton scandal
manufactured by Reverend Moon's Insight
Magazine) on his show for days, tries to deny his own role in pumping
up the story after it becomes obvious that the alleged scandalous events
never happened. Limbaugh now claims that "I cautioned people to not
jump to conclusions, to be careful, because there were anonymous people
making charges" that Arlington National Cemetery plots were being auctioned
off for campaign contributions.
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Limbaugh himself had wasted no time being cautious, even playing a parody
song about the "scandal" that must have been written and recorded practically
overnight after the allegations were first made.
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Limbaugh's show is sponsored by Breath-Rite nasal strips - Limbaugh says
"I use 'em, I love 'em".
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Present company (not) excepted
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NOVEMBER 24: "Independent", i.e., not Republican,
talk radio host Mike Reagan is disappointed with his fellow citizens, saying
"Americans are nuts with sex and greed"
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Reagan's show is sponsored by SuperJuice caplets.
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And he's just the man to play a mindless game
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NOVEMBER 25: Limbaugh says that "it's a mindless
game to play what-if", although that has never stopped him from doing it
whenever it suited his purposes.
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Limbaugh's show is sponsored by DirectTV sports channels.
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On today's Clinton Conspiracy Hour
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DECEMBER 4: "Independent" talk radio
host Mike Reagan's guest is Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch and they're
talking about Chris Ruddy's latest made-up Clinton conspiracy. In
October, Ken Starr, no Clinton-lover, definitively concluded that Vince
Foster had committed suicide, putting the kibosh on Ruddy's Clinton-did-it
conspiracy theory for all but the most paranoid Clinton-haters. Ruddy
responded by cooking up a new conspiracy, this one focussed on the "unusual
facts" regarding the death of Commerce Secretary Ron Brown in a 1996 plane
crash.
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Ruddy's claim, published in Richard Mellon Scaife's {hmm, where have
we heard that name before?) Pittsburgh Tribune-Review newspaper,
is that Commerce Secretary Ron Brown's body was found in the plane's wreckage
with a gunshot wound in the head. The official Air Force accident
report, however, says Brown died of injuries from the crash.
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So what's the connection between Brown's death and Clinton? Larry Klayman
hints that Brown was murdered because he was going to spill his guts to
Klayman's group about illegal fund-raising for the Democrats. In
fact, says Klayman, "the only person with something to gain by Ron Brown's
death was Clinton."
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Arlingtongate is dead but not buried
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DECEMBER 10: Republican talk radio host Kirby
Wilbur debuts KVI's self-produced "Bill Clinton's 12 Days of Christmas"
parody song which concludes with "12 plots in Arlington [National Cemetery]",
thus perpetuating the debunked lie first published by the Reverend Moon's
Insight Magazine.
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