Emma Peel

by David Kincaid

I'm in love with Emma Peel
Smooth as ivory, hard as steel.
Wanna know the way she feels.
Wanna touch her.

She appears upon the screen,
She's a two-dimensional dream.
Is she really what she seems?
Am I crazy?

The house is empty,
My girlfriend left me.
I don't go out
I've got no friends.

But I've got a TV,
Emma, you move me.
I feel good till the rerun ends.
Till the rerun ends.

The reception's crystal clear
I can feel she's really here
And I whisper in her ear,
"Lord, I love you."

Emma, I'll be your Steed,
I'll be all you'll ever need.
If I cry and if I plead
Will it help me?

The house is empty,
My girlfriend left me.
I don't go out
I've got no friends.

But I've got a TV,
Emma, you move me.
I feel good till the rerun ends.
Till the rerun ends.